"Greetings. This is Mitchell Keyser."

"Our chairwoman is proud to announce that we have joined the Choonieverse & Serververse Research Team. Our researchers will investigate the supercomputers in Earthoon and Streamisp and notify findings -from the comfort of our offices."

"However, I want to inform our allies from the Fugitive Association, Cosmagun, and Norgaki that their work must be shared directly with me or our chairwoman, for only we have access to external communications."

"We hope our contributions come to utmost fruition."